Knights's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NG Featureless Chat]

Nice job forgetting to put me in there, yurgen.

[Asslevania: cut scenes]

Has anyone told RicePirate he sounds a lot like Dino Stamatopoulos?

[Halloween Cartoon]

As with all of your flashes, I have to watch it more than once to fully appreciate the rich and bold flavor it produces, like the tenderness of a very fine French whore.

Unlike a French whore, I won't get an STD from experiencing this, so 5 stars.

[Tlaloc's Test: No Evil 007]

Man, I was really digging this short. Great characters, animation, song and a nice story to accompany it. Also, Kingston Trio sounds pretty rad, reminds me of listening to stuff like Boxcar Willie and other Bluegrass when I was younger.

[Drake and Josh I Guess]

Don't know why, but this reminded me of Game Grumps.

[Dan's Dream]

Wait a minute...

Was that Curtis Armstrong who played Booger on Revenge of the Nerds doing the voice?

[Pleasure Island 3]

Dear God...

Why isn't this beautiful compilation of madness and sex on television yet? Seriously, this is at least 99 times better than the primetime drivel they show here in the states. If I had a choice between either this on tv or any other show on television currently airing, I'd be pre-ordering the first season of Pleasure Island.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

it would be fun writing a longer format Pleasure Island series, I wonder if I could keep it consistently funny though. the main reason a lot of comedies suck in my opinion is that the creators of the show have to create so much of them. the british model where you create less episodes in a season is better. glad you liked it!

[//Shut Up & Evolve!]

All around good, but...

The audio could have been better. The music was tuning out the conversations and I could barely understand what they were saying, but everything else was fine.

[The Pretenders]

Riveting

What can I say? that was awesome. So simple, yet so entertaining. To put it short, it was good. Now, to put it long.

Plot: I like how the story starts off as a serious crime drama and ends with a romantic comedy sort-of vibe to it. You guys short know how to make a transition seem natural. Managing to make me interested in something that isn't flash on here is very hard to do, gentleman.

Audio: I don't know if this was because my air-conditioning was on, but I could barely understand what you guys were saying. Not to mention the music that was being played over didn't help much. If you could get better mikes or edit your sound next time, that would be awesome.

Humor: The humor in this was pretty funny, actually; not early SNL funny, but still funny nonetheless. My favorite part was when the Cop and the Killer were dancing around, fantasizing about pizza rolls was top-notch.

Video: At some points in the video, it seemed delayed for a few seconds and the lighting was not very good. Next time, you should probably film during the day, as to let the viewer see better at what's going on.

If you're planning to do a sequel or something, that'd be great.

-Knights

Fro responds:

We tend to make movies at night for some reason so yeah the lighting is poor. This is all done on a video camera that is suppose to take picture anyway. :P

The sound is bad because it's a movie put into flash. That always happens. That we the small camera just doesn't pick up noise that well. That's why we have to overdub a lot of our stuff.

Thanks for the great review!

[Purgatory Pizza!]

There seems to be a pattern here.

It would seem that the creators of this fine piece of animation has a thing with religion and fast food.

Nevertheless, great effort into putting something decent in the portal for a change.