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Knights
I've got nothing.

Age 31, Male

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Temple University

Philadelphia, PA

Joined on 5/29/07

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i staple used condoms to my ribs

Well, la-dee-FREAKIN-da!

I staple ribs to my used condoms.

Y'see, it's funny because I reversed the key terms to render the sentence totally nonsensical and I have a big post count.

That's engenius.

Pure, unadulterated, fucking genius.

Yeah, I'm cool like that.

You are correct, sir.

PIMP BENDER ONCE SUCKED ME OFF IN A VENDING MACHINE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :3

You probably were the vending machine. :X

I use condoms to staple my ribs.

I use staples to staple my ribs.